Cold Steel Cane Sword

Just acquired one.

Bring fighting canes, staffs and swords to tonight's Ebullio meeting.

The Santorum Condundrum

Sounds like a headline to a bad story I won't write.

Meeting tonight.

We'd like to take a moment to thank Lorenzo for the pizzas last week. What a party. Political? Nope. Just pizza.

7:00 River Vale Municipal Center parking lot.

JAF

2012

Because we've become so burdened with our daily entanglements--domestic, foreign and otherwise--we just haven't made the time to weblog.

That changes now. Right NOW, rather. Our base has shifted. We're no longer hunkered down in the dark recesses of the River Vale, NJ library. First, because Ebullimember Hugo was forcibly removed (imagine?) from the Children's Books section. He didn't say what they said he said, nor did the web browser display the correct image with regard to the URL he entered.

But we bought a new laptop. A laptop computer. It's a Nook, really. The simple reader. Ebullimember W.B. received one in family "Secret Santa" that soon became, let's say..."less" than secret. So typical. The family structure IS bureaucratic, remember. Decentralized patriarchy is what we're for.

So we have a rudimentary internet connection. And it's fast, too. 3G. That three times the Gigawatts most computers have. Bill Gates anyone? Or the founder with the turtlenecks? Trust your doctors!

What's our stance on the election this year? We love Ron Paul's hands, but Ebullimember Stosh has made several comments with regard to the stink of his hands. We can only assume that Stosh knows of some, let's just call them "under-handed," dealings. Who is John Galt? I've seen that bumper sticker.

It's 2012. Wake up! That's what Buddha said. What do we say? The same thing. "Wake up!" There's an election coming down, and voting only pings the government on your whereabouts. I call it the "EZ-Pass of the Republic," and everyone laughs at that.

That being said, there's an Islam at the White House. Let's keep him there, just because.

Happy New Years!

Your paternally,

J.A.F.

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